Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
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Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
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So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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