kristin has been a bad kristin
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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