Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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