Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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