Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
either way he was missing a nipple.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Randomize
