I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
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It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
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Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
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