Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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