no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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