i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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