i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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