new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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