you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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