My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
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Actions speak louder than pants.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
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I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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