no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
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Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
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I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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