someone threw a dead crab at me
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
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I swear to god he's a one man village people.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
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You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
tell me about the eggs
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