its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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