But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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