Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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