i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
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I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
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I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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