I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
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The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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