i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
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we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
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Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.