There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
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we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
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Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?