if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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