BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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