this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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