fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Do you still have your period?
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
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i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
Randomize