I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
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I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
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WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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