Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
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We had to coat check the pizza.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
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I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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