we have officially lost it.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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