There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
