omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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