Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
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You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
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A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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