We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
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She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
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I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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