the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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