She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
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It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
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I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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