I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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