You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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