READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
We're too hungover to prance.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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