no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Randomize
