I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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