normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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