Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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