So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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