she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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