Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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