Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
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I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
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You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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