All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
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My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
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So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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