a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Randomize
