Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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