I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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