Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
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I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
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You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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