PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
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I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
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I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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