Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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