Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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