But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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