You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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