everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
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They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
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we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
did you just send me my own nude
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