just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Do vagina's smell?
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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